My teachers were OK to ME, but I remember them saying horrible things to some other kids. My second grade teacher, Mrs. Turdball - I men, Turnball - was the worst. I remember asking her for help once, and she said "In a minute, I'm helping this BOY here with this math problem," as if being a boy was the most offensive thing he could have done, and teaching him math was a big imposition on her valuable time. I wonder if that poor kid ever did finish school.

Ah, the 70s. (That would have been... 1974?) The woman had that horrible helmet-hair and wore this sky-blue polyster pants suit...