I read this thinking "Please, stop talking about Tom Cruise!!!" (not that you're annoying, but that I was saturated by the media long ago :(), and then this line

Oh, and War of the Worlds? I'm sure it's a great movie, after all, it did well when it was called Independence Day.

made it all worth it. Heck, if anything I'd say that one is the most metaquotable. Well done :)