It's people like this who spent the last election campaign in my country insulting the PM (see icon) for being...not pretty. The fact that most of the male party leaders look like kissing cousins to chimpanzees is, of course, completely beside the point. Women must be pretty to do any job, or they can't do it properly. Since she isn't pretty, she must be a lesbian, and her thirty-year marriage is a sham. The opposition leader's decision to commit adultery with and later marry his younger secretary is, on the other hand, an example of fine upstanding morals.

Fortunately, she's still the prime minister, and Don "I can't raise my voice to her during debates, she's a woman" Brash is still the Leader of the Opposition, with lots of knives at his back. Sometimes, the world is just.

Besides - who said a lesbian cabal running the country was a bad thing?