*hugs* I know that feeling. Usually I have to get away for a while. I can tell you jokes though, I like jokes.
^^ Uhm...
so there were these strings, right? Well they lived in a rope neighborhood, okay? Well the one string was like "I want some beer" so he went to the beer store to get some beer, but the rope behind the counter was all like "I'm sorry, but you're just a string, I can't sell you any beer".
So the string went home and was sad. Well, the string's roomate was a slightly larger string, alright? And he says "I'll get you some beer, roomie!" and goes to the beer store. The rope behind the counter, however, is not fooled and once again says "I'm sorry, but you're just a string, I can't sell you any beer."
Now the LAST string is a very large string. He says "I'll get you guys beer." So he goes into the bathroom, puts on a trench coat, makes himself up a bit and goes to the store.
Now, by this time, the rope's a bit pissed at all the strings coming in and is like "LISTEN, I cannot sell you beer. You. Are. Just. A. String!"
And the string leans on the counter and goes "no, I'm afraid not."
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^^ Uhm...
so there were these strings, right? Well they lived in a rope neighborhood, okay? Well the one string was like "I want some beer" so he went to the beer store to get some beer, but the rope behind the counter was all like "I'm sorry, but you're just a string, I can't sell you any beer".
So the string went home and was sad. Well, the string's roomate was a slightly larger string, alright? And he says "I'll get you some beer, roomie!" and goes to the beer store. The rope behind the counter, however, is not fooled and once again says "I'm sorry, but you're just a string, I can't sell you any beer."
Now the LAST string is a very large string. He says "I'll get you guys beer." So he goes into the bathroom, puts on a trench coat, makes himself up a bit and goes to the store.
Now, by this time, the rope's a bit pissed at all the strings coming in and is like "LISTEN, I cannot sell you beer. You. Are. Just. A. String!"
And the string leans on the counter and goes "no, I'm afraid not."
(Trick, say this out loud)
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a frayed knot