A rule I think should be in every employee handbook:
7.165a All employees are expected to wear proper undergarments as need or required by your position. This means we don't want to see your un-brassiered 44DD's hanging to your navel or out the sides of your babydoll SuperGirl tee-shirt. And should you choose not to wear underpants, please don't feel the need to alert us to this event. There is not enough bleach to clean your ball-sweat of MY chair and the mental images out of my mind. Also, the proper use of shoes, meaning that they should remain on your feet during your shift unless you are injured by perhaps, a lack of underwear.
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7.165a All employees are expected to wear proper undergarments as need or required by your position. This means we don't want to see your un-brassiered 44DD's hanging to your navel or out the sides of your babydoll SuperGirl tee-shirt. And should you choose not to wear underpants, please don't feel the need to alert us to this event. There is not enough bleach to clean your ball-sweat of MY chair and the mental images out of my mind. Also, the proper use of shoes, meaning that they should remain on your feet during your shift unless you are injured by perhaps, a lack of underwear.