Why?

[charliesmum]

Now I'll raise my hand to being pathetically drunk on more than one occasion in my lifetime, but never, even in my most inebriated state, would it even occur to me to break into a museum just to punch a hole in a picture.

How does that thought proceses even occur?

"I'm so drunk. I canneven see."

"Ha. Me too. Wadda you wanna do now?"

"Let's go punch a hole in a famous Impressionist painting."