TwOP is so funny sometimes

[charliesmum]

Vampire Diaries: The Diaries of Other Vampires Revealed

Edward (Twilight)

Dear Diary,
I'm having second thoughts about this whole "going to high school" thing. Carlisle says it helps us blend in longer, but does it? Really? I mean, if we just lived in the woods, and made sure our fake IDs said we were 18, wouldn't that be better than making sure every kid in town knows us, and getting our pictures taken and published in book form once a year? Also, the homework is starting to get really annoying. I mean, I have to write a paper on Miles Davis, and I can't even mention that we hung out that one time. This bites. Oh, well, guess I'm gonna go break into that new girl's bedroom and watch her sleep.

Spike's is even funnier.

Comments

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

::reading and giggling::

[slammerkinbabe.livejournal.com]

Excellent. XD

[chavvah.livejournal.com]

But where is Nick Knight's diary?

Sad Nick is sad.

(Actually, that probably would be the entry, pretty much.)

[placeboweek.livejournal.com]

Blade's entry made me laugh. :)

[charliesmum.livejournal.com]

Dear Diary,

Had a tough case today. It reminded me of that time in the 15th century when I was in a situation eerily similar to what happened today. Weird.

LaCroix turned up again, whispering in that really annoying way of his. Sometimes I think I should go evil again just to shut him up.

Natalie looked hot today.

piper not drew

[hairymonster.livejournal.com]

"this bites" in what time era do they think he is from. Edward would never say that in a million years never ever, that's why i love him, old fashioned manners and speech and clothing and did I mention manners.
sheesh