Actually, it's not as hard as I thought!

Marry: Bernard Cribbins. He's young at heart, has a wonderful sense of humour and is a total sweetie. A life with him would probably be an extremely peaceful, happy one.

Shag: Noel Clarke. Well seriously LOOK at him! I'd like to teach him a thing or two, but what girl wouldn't?

Cliff: Richard Coyle. I had to Google him. Great looking bloke to be sure, but I don't know anything about him!