At first she didn't know why I drew a boob, then I said, well "mommy, I learnt that milk comes out of boobies. Does that mean when i'm 13 I will have free milk instead of you buying it all the time?" I didn't know why she was laughing..I was being damn serious. :-)
Here's another funny story... You know the old fashioned douche bags or heating bag...the red thingy with a cord attached to it? Well, one day I think I was abt 8 or 9, my mom was talking to a new beau (she was divorced since I was 2, so she's entitled to date aint she?!). I brought it out and show it off, and said, "hey mom, I made a balloon. It makes a weird sound!" At this time, I brought the red thingy and blew it up at the end of the cord (yes, the end that goes inside a woman), and the red bag blew up, and I would smash it with my feet, so it made like a fart sound. At this time the end of the tube was near my face, and it would blow my bangs up. Kinda hard to explain, but hope you can figure it out. The 'beau' looked at me in horror...mom was so embarrased. I never saw him again. Is it my fault? *snickers*
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on 2005-10-21 03:06 pm (UTC)I didn't know why she was laughing..I was being damn serious. :-)
Here's another funny story...
You know the old fashioned douche bags or heating bag...the red thingy with a cord attached to it?
Well, one day I think I was abt 8 or 9, my mom was talking to a new beau (she was divorced since I was 2, so she's entitled to date aint she?!). I brought it out and show it off, and said, "hey mom, I made a balloon. It makes a weird sound!" At this time, I brought the red thingy and blew it up at the end of the cord (yes, the end that goes inside a woman), and the red bag blew up, and I would smash it with my feet, so it made like a fart sound. At this time the end of the tube was near my face, and it would blow my bangs up. Kinda hard to explain, but hope you can figure it out. The 'beau' looked at me in horror...mom was so embarrased. I never saw him again. Is it my fault? *snickers*