Well, you need to find a proper dildoe first. (I hear stuffing a stocking with rolls of coins works well, both in terms of flaunting your stuff and for sex play.*)
*He really said this and I was like WHAT OMG DID YOU SERIOUSLY SUGGEST THAT GIRLS SHOULD GET INTO PENETRATIVE SEX PLAY WITH COIN-FILLED STOCKINGS WTF
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on 2008-05-17 02:42 am (UTC)*He really said this and I was like WHAT OMG DID YOU SERIOUSLY SUGGEST THAT GIRLS SHOULD GET INTO PENETRATIVE SEX PLAY WITH COIN-FILLED STOCKINGS WTF