A joke I totally stole from crossbow1

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

I love light bulb jokes. They are silly and oft-times totally politically incorrect, but they've always made me giggle.

This is my favorite:

Q: How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The fish

Also like:

Q: How many Psychatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change

And:

Q: How many Hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to do it and four to share the experience.

Okay. I'll shut up now.

Go Eagles.

A joke I totally stole from crossbow1

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

I love light bulb jokes. They are silly and oft-times totally politically incorrect, but they've always made me giggle.

This is my favorite:

Q: How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The fish

Also like:

Q: How many Psychatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change

And:

Q: How many Hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to do it and four to share the experience.

Okay. I'll shut up now.

Go Eagles.

Random ramblings on a Friday

Okay. I had this whole entry and when I went to post it LJ told me the time was backdated or something, and when I went to fix it, I lost my whole post. Gah.

Now this post is not going to be nearly as good as the one I lost. They never are. LJ - the modern writer's 'man from Porlock'. *looks around to see who gets the pretentious reference*

So last night I had a dream that I was watching the movie Constantine, and in my dream I was actually saying 'They didn't call it Hellblazer, I don't have to believe it' because apparently it is even bugging my subconscious that Keanu Reeves was picked to play John Constantine, and they didn't even try to make him English.

( More rambling cut for length )

And in Cute Charlie news, this morning he mentioned again how he wants to be a Fireman when he is an 'odult' and when I asked him what Firemen did he thought for a moment and then said "Firement un-set fires."

Random ramblings on a Friday

Okay. I had this whole entry and when I went to post it LJ told me the time was backdated or something, and when I went to fix it, I lost my whole post. Gah.

Now this post is not going to be nearly as good as the one I lost. They never are. LJ - the modern writer's 'man from Porlock'. *looks around to see who gets the pretentious reference*

So last night I had a dream that I was watching the movie Constantine, and in my dream I was actually saying 'They didn't call it Hellblazer, I don't have to believe it' because apparently it is even bugging my subconscious that Keanu Reeves was picked to play John Constantine, and they didn't even try to make him English.

( More rambling cut for length )

And in Cute Charlie news, this morning he mentioned again how he wants to be a Fireman when he is an 'odult' and when I asked him what Firemen did he thought for a moment and then said "Firement un-set fires."

Get me, I'm almost smart

Gakked from junediamenti who, incidentally got the genius answer.

Take the quiz: "Find your IQ (pictures)"

Above Average IQ 111 to 124
Your IQ 111 to 124. This significantly higher than the US Average of 98. You have a tendency to either have very good grades or be a slacker due to a mental condition. Smart people usually have emotional problems. You also may be interested in art, anime, and anything dealing with creation. You may have ADHD if you do not do well in school. It's not your fault, you're in a good position and have more power over people than you think.

Today my Dalai Lama calendar says Material success and prosperity do not bring happiness, and wealthy people may find themselves dissatisfied and without true friends. But at least they get to be dissatisfied and lonely in their winter home in the South of France.

Get me, I'm almost smart

Gakked from junediamenti who, incidentally got the genius answer.

Take the quiz: "Find your IQ (pictures)"

Above Average IQ 111 to 124
Your IQ 111 to 124. This significantly higher than the US Average of 98. You have a tendency to either have very good grades or be a slacker due to a mental condition. Smart people usually have emotional problems. You also may be interested in art, anime, and anything dealing with creation. You may have ADHD if you do not do well in school. It's not your fault, you're in a good position and have more power over people than you think.

Today my Dalai Lama calendar says Material success and prosperity do not bring happiness, and wealthy people may find themselves dissatisfied and without true friends. But at least they get to be dissatisfied and lonely in their winter home in the South of France.