At the request of
lizzyrose89 I’m going to share the story I wrote to
mock_the_stupid that was rejected. (and in case anyone cares, I bear no malice to the mods for rejecting me. I wasn’t sure myself it was an acceptable story. It was amusing, maybe, but not stupid)
At any rate, here’s the story.
Back when we were in high school, my best friend and I used to walk up to this small strip mall to get videos from the small video store (that probably got swallowed up by Blockbuster eventually) that was there. One lovely spring day we went there to get a movie, and then decided to walk casually by this shop that sold teenage boy clothing, called “Chess King”, to see if there were any cute boys inside.
So we causally stroll past the shop front, which is basically all glass, and my friend had her head turned to look inside the shop and walked smack dab into the door that had been propped open.
the guys inside may have been cute, but they were laughing too hard, and she was too embarrassed to look much further.
See, not stupid so much as embarrassing. I can’t think of any good ‘stupid people’ stories, although I’m sure I’ve crossed paths with some morons in my day.
In other news,
slammerkinbabe was taking drabble requests and one person on her flist requested a story from either Buffy or Xena, shows that
slammerkinbabe never watched. So I joked that I’d ghost write a story for her, and then I got bit by a mediocre plot bunny, so I wrote something and posted it in comment of the person who requested the fic in the first place, and now I figured I’d share it with you all – so all you people who just recently friended me, you can find out right away what an odd duck I can be.
It’s Buffy/Faith slash, nothing explicit, but I use the word ‘breast’.
The interweb is corrupting me.
( “Dancing” )