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Wait, you're going to see Macbeth on Broadway?!

OMG, I am SO JEALOUS, you DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Oh my God. I want more than anything ever in the history of the world to take a Chinatown bus down to NY and meet you. And I can't -- we're broke and my brother's graduation party is Sunday -- and I want to cry!

I am going to try to pick myself up out of the depths of despair /Anne Shirley, so I will note that Evangeline Jane is a truly lovely name.

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Uh, you missed the part about PATRICK FREAKIN' STEWART.

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You missed the part about I'm not a Star Trek fan and the only thing I know Patrick Stewart from is when he played Frasier's would-be gay lover in the final season of Frasier. :) I'm sure he's great, but I have no natural squee-response to him.

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I just think it would be awesome to see a Shakespearean actor of his caliber in a Shakespearean play. The Star Trek connection is just kind of the icing on the cake. ;)

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I guess now would be the time to admit that I'm dumb enough that I didn't really know he was any more of a Shakespearean actor than is Kelsey Grammer, except I thought he was better at it. I had thought he was someone who made his name on Star Trek and then got to do some Shakespeare because he had a big, crowd-drawing name, and turned out to be good at it. I don't know much about him, obviously.

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Here's me answering to everything...He actually started out with the RSC (Royal Shakespeare Company) way back when. He was in Dune, too, with Sting, and I remember wondering if they talked at all since Patrick Stewart and Sting's ex-wife were in the RSC at the same time.

Okay, that just sounded strange, didn't it...

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:) It sounds like you are a fangirl, and fangirls, unless their fangirling is of the twelve-year-old's variety, are just about my favorite people in the whole entire world. :)

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Have you seen Patrick Stewart in Extras? SO funny. In case you haven't, here.

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Not knowing about some random dude who was in X-Men definitely does not make you dumb. ;) I'm sorry if that was the impression I gave!

I think my knowledge of the careers of Shakespearean actors is a specialized bit of trivia brought on by (a) the fact that I've been a fan of Star Trek since I was ten, (b) the fact that I've been a fan of Shakespeare since I was fourteen, and (c) the fact that I minored in theatre during my undergrad. Oh and (d), my mum, who insists that everything English is better than everything else, ever. ;)

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:) No, it wasn't you. My brain is prone to shouting mean things at me right now, but that's def. not your fault.

All of those things come together to ensure that you know lots about Shakespeare, but they also come together to ensure that you are AWESOME. :) Srsly.

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king-duncan.livejournal.com

Come to think of it, I've seen both Kesley Grammer AND Patrick Stewart play Macbeth on Broadway.

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Also, YOU HAVE TO STAGEDOOR. And YES, give him a flyer for your show. Make a wry crack about it as you do it so he won't think you are going to be expectant about his showing up. But that's funny, and gthen you can do all your performances with that exciting sense of "Patrick Stewart MIGHT be in the audience RIGHT NOW!"

Also, PLEASE tell me how Macbeth is. Seriously, that's amazing -- Stewart and the woman playing Lady Macbeth both have Tony noms and it's just a stunning theatrical experience, obvs., and I would KILL to be going with you...

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Here's my review from the sold-out performances at BAM, just before it moved to Broadway. Yes, genius show.

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We'll meet someday. Really Boston isn't THAT far from Jersey. I'm going to get there soon. Meanwhile, I just hope you feel better.

And I am still looking forward to finding out how to be a lesbian. :)

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Yeah, I'm sorry I haven't made that post yet. I just haven't felt up to it in the last week. I was looking forward to it, too. But then there was that crazy flamewar on my journal, which made me hesitant to be sarcastic about *anything*, even a horrid faux-psychology book from the '60s, for fear someone would flame my ass off again. And then... well, you know the rest. I promise I will get better soon and inform you and everyone else what the proper way of becoming a lesbian is, according to Albert Reissner. :) Hint: being abused by your parents in childhood is really the best way, but if such is not possible, try to get a butch lesbian in good standing to ravish you violently, and once that's happened it is likely you will be caught in the quicksand of lesbianism (he uses this phrase, so I know it must be the proper scientific term) and unable to escape. A good way to find such a butch lesbian is to go to a lesbian bar in Greenwich Village. You can recognize them by the fact that they wear men's clothes, they have big hands and deep voices, and they swear a lot. If you wear a pretty, girly dress, they will be drawn to you as moths to a flame, and the ravishing will take care of itself.

It sounds like you may have some additional plans for this weekend's trip to New York! :) Clearly you should go to a gay bar in Greenwich Village, and then when I make my post about that part of the book, the description of the gay scene in Greenwich Village, you can offer personal anecdotes. Not that I doubt that it differs in ANY particular from Reissner's depiction, but it is always useful to have firsthand information. If you do not wish to be ravished, you can always just dress as a man, and then everyone will know you are not to be hit on. He recommends "quadruple-wide ties" and slicking your hair back with Brylcreem.

Oh, and one last note of caution: under no circumstances are you to wear Suspants. I do not know what they are. But they drive butch ravishers MAD.

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Greenwich Village is a long way to go just to make use of the fact that I have a really lovely mum who would not care if I were gay.

Really, I feel undeserving of such a mum. I feel as though I should trade her temporarily to other folks for when people want to come out to a supportive parent.

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:) I know some people whom such a temporary trade would have benefited immensely. You should clear this with your mom, then open up a rental site. People could come out to your mom over the Internet and she could say all the supportive things mums should say in such circumstances. Also, from what I know of your mum, I bet if she were to be in the room when people came out to potentially non-supportive parents, she would know precisely what Look to give them [parents] to ensure they didn't start talking any nonsense. She could be a Support Facilitator.

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I don't know what Suspants are, but now I want to buy some.

So, my itinary will be:

Train to New York
Lunch
Play
Invite Patrick Stewart to our play, which I am sure he will be DELIGHTED to accept
Dinner
Get ravished by Butch Lesbians
Train Home

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This is an amazing itinerary. My jealousy that I cannot go grows apace. Sometime in the future we will have to meet up in NY for a similar itinerary, Y/Y?

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That would be awesome. You me and your wife can ALL get ravished by Butch Lesbians, and then have lunch!

Or, just lunch.

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Ooh, a Gay Agenda!

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OMG Suspants! (http://www.lulusvintage.com/2007/01/vintage_girdle_.html)

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