Giggle

[charliesmum]

I'm sure this, or at least a varient of this has shown up in everyone's e-mail box already, but in spirit of April Fool's Day, here it is anyway:

> >> Living Will
> >>
> >> I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind
> >> and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial
> >> means.
> >>
> >> Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood
> >> politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
> >> depended on it.
> >>
> >> If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a
> >> cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
> >>
> >> When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse,
> >> children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes
> >> and call it a day.
> >>
> >> Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
> >> special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that
> >> these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead
> >> to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who
> >> aren't in a permanent coma.
> >>
> >> Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case .
> >>
> >> I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge
> >> for their run for the presidency in 2008,it is my wish that they play
> >> politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.
> >>
> >> I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to
> >> legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these
> >> people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade
> >> on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too.
> >>
> >> If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
> >> political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make
> >> his or her existence a living hell.
> >>
> >> _______________________________________
> >> Signature
> >>
> >> _______________________________________
> >> Witness

Hey, zambonigirl don't forget to send me that address - I told Charlie we were going to send candy to a soldier in Iraq and he got very excited and started making suggestions!

I'm off of work today. woo hoo!

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