Sometimes headlines are funny

[charliesmum]

On CNN: Hilary Swank fined for bearing forbidden fruit

If I were Jon Stewart I'd probably come up with all kinds of amusing jokes about the Garden of Eden, but I'm not that clever.

You guys are though! Go for it!

Comments

[zambonigirl.livejournal.com]

I would, but is she Adam, or Eve?

[crossbow1.livejournal.com]

I can't think of anything funnier than the headline.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

She's bearing the fruit? So Hilary Swank is the tree of the knowledge of good and evil?

Man, they're making weird-looking trees these days.