Wondering vaguely if I'd ever be considered a MILF

[charliesmum]

Jon Stewart made a MILF joke on Daily Show the other day, and I was reminded of a story my friend told me by a very young co-worker of hers that she was a MILF, and she didn't know what it was, and neither did I, and we had a good laugh when we found out. She really is a MILF. Me...not so much.

Maybe 10 years ago I would be. (despite the fact I wasn't a mother 10 years ago) but I think I'm too flabby at this point to inspire lust in anyone under the age of 35.

Ahem. Anyway...

I'm going to Dave and Busters tonight. It's very nice -I'm being taken out for my birthday, which isn't until Tuesday, but no law saying I can't celebrate the day before, right?

D&B is an interesting place - when I worked for PricewaterhouseCooper ages ago, we used to hold a dinner there for each training group, since they had come into Philly from all over the world. I would go and sometimes bring Charlie, who was around 2 1/2 at the time.

Let me tell you; you won't know the meaning of the word fear until you are standing in the middle of a crowded resturant/arcade hall and have lost your 2 1/2 Autistic son who doesn't speak. The people who worked there were fabulous though - they sent every person out on the floor and just combed the place until he was found.

Come on, 5 o'clock. I wanna go home!

Comments

[cactus-wren.livejournal.com]

*has no idea what a MILF is*

But I have been to Dave and Buster's! We love that place. Have never eaten there, but we have gone to play games there several times. I like how on some of the games, you can really get alot of tickets. Not like Chuck E Cheese, where you end up with a meager amount of tickets for your money and effort. It always takes the girls forever to pick out what prizes they want.

Have fun! And Happy early Birthday!

[hairymonster.livejournal.com]

MILF = Mother I'd Like to F*** (hot mature woman). I believe the term comes from American Pie

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

When I add a new friend I like to "catch up" (I'm still catching up on everyone because I had surgery in May that left me "unable to LJ for long periods of time"). After my Wonka post today about Charlie's mom being tops on my MILF list, I came across this post and snorted my wine. Too funny.